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THE EDITOR: Permit me through this means to add a postscript that would have made my DO YOU KNOW column today too long. Here it goes: “To Whom It May Concern - Joke is joke, as the saying goes, and I enjoyed it immensely while it lasted, but THIS is the end, the very end, of THAT story. Please do not tempt me again. Like Oscar Wilde, ‘I can resist everything except temptation.’ ”

UNDINE GIUSEPPI