Difference in Trini hell

THE EDITOR: A recently deceased Trini (#170 or so) found himself naturally in the huge nether world named hell and decided to check out the various areas. First, he went to German hell and asked what was the usual punishment. He was told, firstly:

a) you are strapped to an electric chair and 100,000 volts of electricity are sent through your body for one hour. b) next you are strapped down on a bed of razor sharped nails for two days; and c)  you are whipped by one of the devil’s assistants for one week with this awesome cat-o-nine tails. The Trini quickly left the scene and went on to: Russian hell — he was told the same thing; Next, he went to China hell — same thing; Indian hell — the same thing; Every hell had the same punishment. Finally, he comes across the sign “Trini hell” and there is a line at least a mile long and people patiently waiting. The Trini asks the man in front of him “de punishment different here?” The man says “no” but a) The electric chair have no electricity b) Dey tief all the nails from the bed of nails and best yet c) the man who go beat you up with the cat-o-nine tails used to work for the government. He come in to work last week, sign de attendance book, sign out three minutes later and since then he driving he maxi taxi all over town. So nuttin to worry about bro. Isn’t this typically Trini?

M HOTIN
St James