A joke on the police

THE EDITOR: I would like to share a joke with your readers ...
Man sees a prowler in his yard and calls up the police station ...
“Hello, there’s a prowler in meh yard — could yuh send some men over?”
Policeman: “Amm, sorry, but we have no vehicles at de moment, but we’ll send one over as soon as it comes in ...”
Man waits for over half an hour and tells himself:
“Yuh see me, ah go fix dem ..”
He calls back the police station and tells the officer:
“Doh worry nuh, ah just shoot de prowler.”
Next five minutes, five police cars show up at his door, sirens blaring ...
Policeman: “Where de tief?”
Man: “Well, he buss it when he hear all de sirens ...”
Policeman: “But ah tort yuh say yuh shoot him ...”
Man: “... Ah tort yuh say yuh didn’t have any vehicles? ...”

B SANDY
Maraval