How to get into the Oval, free

In keeping with tradition, Dancing Brave will attempt to assist all those still in the dark after many years with age-old sayings. Translations follow so please read with your eyes open and your ears close.

Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? (Romeo and Juliet)
“Listen carefully Mr Cricketer if you don’t pay your maintenance on your daughter by next week, Lover Boy. I am straight down to the courts and the mansion is mine and that would be bride is history.”
 
Friends, Romans, Countrymen lend me your ears, I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him (Julius Caesar)
“I am from FIFA; I am not only a businessman who knows that football has money.  So please trust me further than you can throw me.”
 
I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat (Winston Churchill)
“I may have a fancy car, a fancy house or fancy women, but I will always be available to play for my country, once I can get the passage to take a maxi taxi to the Centre of Excellence?”
 
Is this a dagger I see before me: (Macbeth)
“Who invited Deryck Murray along to Alloy’s birthday dinner?”
 
My horse, my horse, my kingdom for a horse (Richard 111)
“How come you can’t get any of our superstars in sport to visit areas like Laventille and Morvant on their free times, rather than play kinky horse games with their female friends?”
 
To be, or not to be, that is the question (Hamlet)
“Do you reckon those table tennis officials at the “Jean and Dinah” play, swing both ways or what?”
 
Shall I compose thee to a summer’s day (Romeo and Juliet)?
“Look, how can I put it, love, as a football boss of the ladies, you are dull, dreary and wet.”

Gopaul luck ain’t Seepaul luck (Trinidad)
“Don’t you understand, unless your name has a Barbadian ringating, you are not guaranteed a place on any West Indies cricket team in the near future.”
 
Peter pay for Paul, Paul pays for all (Trinidad)
“So you didn’t have any money to watch a match at the Queen’s Park Oval, don’t worry I have friends in the Oval, you can get in free. The other paying customers will suffer and we will raise the entrance fees for Test cricket, and deal with those at World Cup 2007 in time. They need us badly.”
 
Crapaud smoke your pipe (Trinidad)
“Now that the NAAA outsiders have an insider in the New NAAA, when trouble start, nothing will be secret again.”

Pot telling kettle, his bottom black (Trinidad)
“Dinanath Ramnarine complained too much. First he lost his place, then he lost his way, he even lost himself in a shocking letter on his retirement. Hopefully he will find himself before another social article is done on him.”
 
Drink provokes and unprovoked; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance (Macbeth)
“If I were you Mr International Footballer, I’d get your name down for a crate of Viagra.”
 
I am not denyin’ the women are foolish: God Almighty made ‘em to match the men (George Eliot)
“A bunch of women in cricket are attempting to tell the truth at a soon to be press conference on the deeds of the TTCBC.”
 
Make sure, better than cock-sure (Trinidad)
“The problem was that the sire of The Chairman, Native Idol is not good enough to sire a quality Derby winner, so he couldn’t win the Trinidad Derby. And despite externally operated reasons, Tea Time Doc showed he might be less of a man in some ways, but more in others, unlike several racing officials.”
Marriage have teeth (Trinidad)
“Those new meetings of what was the Football Federation Technical Committee and what was the former coaching staff, could eat off the next part of Evander Holyfield’s ear.”
 
I may be drunk but in the morning I’ll be sober, whereas you Madam, will still be ugly (Winston Churchill)
“Please to meet you. Are you one of the bodybuilders from the Senior Championships last month.”
 
 For this relief much thanks (Hamlet)
“Wham! Fans of Dancing Brave can contact me via the Internet: <isports@andrebaptiste. com>”
 
All what good to eat eh good to talk (Trinidad)
“Food is the way to the media’s heart say the Arima Race Club, but they say the media should not talk with their mouths full, so they are planning to have more receptions and hope for less talk from the greedy media people present.”
 
Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown (King Lear)
“Shall we set a place for Leasel tonight or not, dear?”
 
All skin-teet’ eh laugh (Trinidad)
“Those new Jamaican football officials, they sure are laughing and joking and having a good time with their Trinidadian counterparts, they are willing they say to help us in our next World Cup qualification bid.”

Never in the field of human conflict, was so much owed by so many to so few (Winston Churchill)
“Trinidad and Tobago Football team or is it — Make As Much Money as possible Squad — or is it Bertille Boys? Whatever the people of Trinidad and Tobago deserve much more.”
 
Age cannot wither her nor custom stale her infinite variety (Anthony and Cleopatra)
“She’s (the lady sitting next to you now) had a facelift, boobs job, liposuction, and the lot.”
 
Who have cocoa in de sun; have to look for rain (Trinidad)
“Promises made for qualification at the next world cup will not materialise unless some exorcism is done at the TTFA, AND CONCACAF level.”
 
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