The time was a quarter past two on Sunday morning and I was seated in my car with a Despers bass player and a Phase II guitar man. The radio was on, volume low, as we awaited the results of the 2003 Panorama finals. After a night on the Track, we were enjoying the momentary calm before the storm, which the judges’ verdict usually brought.
“If Phase II doh win this Panorama, it never will,” pronounced the Despers man. The Phase II player shook his head in disagreement. He was not so confident. A few days before, he had been saying that Exodus, which had placed second in the semis, was a dangerous band when it was only a few points behind. To make matters worse, Exodus had pulled the coveted 13, to play last; an advantage for any disciplined, lively orchestra on finals night. Moreover, with pretty costumes and pans, Exodus was a crowd favourite. Most importantly, it fell within that category of bands, which kept the show’s conservative adjudicators happy. Steelbands such as, Neal and Massy and Renegades. Phase II was too weird for them.
There was also the negative perception that Phase II was the choice of the town bourgeoisie, though expeditions to its pan yard revealed its players lived no better than their counterparts. “This is Phase II year,” the Despers man insisted, and I marvelled that he had conceded victory to Phase II, particularly since both their bands had played, “Music in we Blood.” I agreed with him. As did the people in the Stands by their applause. On the Track, amateurs and pannists alike on Saturday night could be heard saying that there was something especially magical about Len “Boogsie” Sharpe’s arrangement of his own composition. Phase II had that something indefinable this year; there was just so much music going on. It had the symphonic and rhythmic edge. It said Panorama 2003. In addition, the colour of blood, not a woman named Pandora, was the theme on Saturday and for 2003. The Track was awash with red from “Music in we Blood” and “Trini to the Bone” bands. Other hues looked out of place. “Pandora is a bad tune,” I said. I really hated it. It was dull, predictable. And try as I could, Saturday, I had not been able to discern any novel music, no moving arrangement when All Stars and Exodus had played the piece; even though their execution was exceptionally tight and clean. “Yes, but the judges don’t like Phase II,” the Phase II man explained. “Plus, we were a minute over time. We will lose points for that.” “You will also lose points thanks to your supporters,” I said. Why lie? Phase II took much too long to set up. Their fans had to be begged to leave the stage, warned they could hurt the chances of their band. The North Stand booed, and the Grand Stand started a slow clap. It was the annual nonsense of the Boogsie cult. “Nevertheless,” I added. “If you do forfeit some marks, you will still win. Phase II was just too remarkably ahead of the rest to lose this one.” I was horribly wrong. When the announcer said, “In position number three is Petrotrin,” I felt as if someone had wrenched my heart. Thank God, the rest of his phrase was drowned out by the loud “boos” echoing through the Big Yard.
The Despers man consoled his Woodbrook brother. The Phase II player shrugged and then asked, “By the way, who was Pandora?” I told them the tale of the Greek woman of deceptive beauty, the joint creation of all the Greek Gods. Of the beautiful box that was brought to the house of Pandora and her husband Epimetheus, which said, “Do not open!” That, unable to resist, Pandora opened the box and unleashed onto the world, all the diseases, sorrows, vices, and crimes that afflict humanity. “Children,” I added, “are told the tale at a tender age, to frighten them into obeying instructions, to teach them that curiosity killed the cat.” There were many other lessons to be learned from Pandora and her box. But, I didn’t care to talk anymore. I was too depressed by the judges’ annual arbitrary arbitration. One lesson was that, not all that glitters, is gold. Pandora was sent by the Gods to punish the half Titan, half nymph, Prometheus for stealing fire from them and giving it to mankind. Prometheus, not only humane, but also wise, knew that behind the gods’ tempting offer, lay trouble and refused her as a wife. His brother Epimetheus, incapable of resisting Pandora’s superficial radiance, married her. On Saturday night, the judges, like Epimetheus, were mesmerised by Pandora’s deceiving glitter. The crowds in the Stands and on the Track, were the “Prometheuses” of pan. They gave the instrument its fire. Above all, they were wise. They rejected Pandora for the deep sound of the uncommonly beautiful music coursing through Phase II.