WI cricket needs me

THE EDITOR: This letter is an open letter to Brian Lara, the selectors, the West Indies and anyone who cares about West Indies cricket. I have never played first class or club cricket in my life but I was born with the amazing ability of finding any batsman’s weakness very quickly — just call me the technical wizard.

I would love to join the West Indies and offer my services to the bowlers and restore West Indies cricket to the top. I am also quite capable with the bat so I would be a huge asset to the team. If anyone in power read this letter or can get in contact with Brian Lara or anyone of the West Indies players please contact me.

CARLTON ARNEAUD
Simeon Road
Sparrow Drive
Petit Valley
LP No 6