Some beauty tips for 2020

The People’s National Movement needs a shorter fringe to its hairstyle so that it may see where it is going. Importantly, it needs to stop worrying about the Opposition dropping remarks about how bad it is looking.

See who talking? An Opposition wearing a skirt so skimpy when coming to allegations of corruption, it dares not bend over because of people laughing.

Supporters of both beauties need to criticise constructively as looking their best in the 2020 general election will see the winner set up for life.

Under considerable pressure, the PNM appears bedevilled by some of its educated perfectionists craving recognition. The party is looking shaky walking in high-heeled government shoes.

Wearing false eyelashes is of no help if you cannot see that the Afro-Trini base needs constructive support to believe it is as good as any and better than many and worthy of saving.

Too high a percentage of Afro- Trinidadians/Tobagonians are incarcerated for mainly petty crimes involving marijuana, or are murdering each other over drug turf. They need to look in the mirror and beautify themselves or forever reside at the bottom of the economic and political pile. Looking good is a 24/7, 365-day exercise.

The sitting Opposition needs to urgently acquire more modern make-up and clothing.

With running mascara from crying over the Health and Education Ministries, its eyes are too puffed closed to talk sensibly about looking good. Feeling bad and looking bad are not good.

The name of the voter is Joe Public. If both “ladies” are begging for a date, they had better be looking well dressed, sophisticated and educated on all levels in 2020.

LYNETTE JOSEPH Diego Martin