TT’s great menu

A vibrant tropical twin island that lies just above ten degrees north of the equator and 51 degrees west of the Greenwich Meridian, between the refreshing waters of the Caribbean Sea and the North Atlantic Ocean.

A wonderfully democratic country to live in where everything including justice is served to suit your interest.

A vibrant little country in the tropics where you can do what you want, relax and enjoy the sun, sea and sand.

Come to TT and experience a literal ‘melting pot’ of succulent mouth-watering flavours to suit your taste by choosing any one or all of the following delicacies on the menu:-

Starters: murder, kidnapping, bombings, drug dealing, sexual abuse, corruption, misbehaviour in public office, other criminal options not listed.

Main course: Charge of committing crime/ offence, granting of an injunction to stop arrest proceedings, conviction, incarceration and bail on the grounds of ill health.

Dessert: Injunction on same day as arrest proceedings.

Step aside but not out of office (until criminal proceedings against you are determined). Go about campaigning on a platform despite claim of ill health.

Just continue living big like nobody’s business. Hope you enjoy your stay with us! Visit us any time.

S OSWALD

Port-of-Spain