Some assistance please, Mr Minister

Item (a) Honourable Minister you may wish to take a little drive along the La Horquette Valley Road in Glencoe where you will experience the “thrill” of being on a “roller coaster. Just a word of caution Mr Minister please don’t venture to go this route via “P 2” (on foot) as you stand the risk of disappearing into one of the several “pot holes” and it’s quite likely you will never be seen again. In addition, Mr Minister you are well advised to ensure a regular supply of non-evaporating materials for repairs to the bed of the La Horquette Valley Road River.

You see Mr Minister, the problem is although minimal work has been carried out thus far, the materials simply evaporate into thin air just like that.

I refer now to item (b) My family considered extending an open invitation for you to come share breakfast, lunch and dinner with us any day of the week. Unfortunately having the experience of numerous “blackouts” at regular intervals and having to face the stress and embarrassment while a Minister is at our home, we have decided to withdraw this invitation until the situation is drastically improved.

In closing this writer knows that he would at least hear from the Minister responsible for the existing problems within item (a) as he just loves to respond to his critics.

G WILDMAN

Glencoe