A very will-ing government

Our government ‘s a will-ing lot

very very will-ing

they always claim to know what’s what

they find that most fullfilling

"we will, we will, we will"

they say "we will solve every crime

we will solve every killing,

of course all these things will take time,

but we are very will-ing

we will, we will, we will.

And Mr Big? We know his name,

but you will have to wait until

the time is right to tell you same

but tell you, yes, we will we will,

we will ,we will, we will.

We will restruct the police force

to that we give top billing,

that will take place in due course

as we are very will-ing

we will, we will, we will.

We’ll modernise our schooling,

an idea we find thrilling

we will fix the farmers fare,

give tractors for the tilling,

cannot tell you in what year.

But we are very will-ing

we will, we will, we will.

We will reduce the kidnap rate,

a rate we think is chilling

we can’t of course give you a date

but we are very will-ing

we will, we will, we will.

One thing that we will get done

as sure as comes the day,

as sure as rises up the sun,

we will raise our pay,

we will, we will, we sure will.

ERIC DE VERTEUIL

Westmoorings