Requirements to be a good police officer

1) Know how to lie and steal even from the station and how to make framed cases; 2) Know how to beat and brutalise individuals without provocation; 3) Know how to arrest persons for the use of obscene language, making illegal rum, having two marijuana seeds in pocket, or failing to pay child support; 4) Know how to wreck vehicles and give tickets all day to motorists, while people getting killed and murderers getting away; 5) Know how to drive around in police jeep and indiscriminately stop traffic at odd hours looking for so-called criminals; 6) Know how to deliver babies at the station and pose for camera, saying they solving crime; 7) Know how to shoot and kill when persons attack them with cutlass.

Do you want a promotion? Don’t know how to solve a robbery, rape, kidnapping, murder or discipline colleagues? Don’t know how to find hidden ammunition or drug traffickers? Don’t know how to arrest big boys and how to do proper investigations for a good arrest?

Don’t know how not to steal court evidence or to kill the rats who do? Trust me these qualities would help you become a senior police officer in record time.

M WILLIAMS

Princes Town